10 Things that once you try it you can’t live without.

Yeah so I tried to keep it away from obvious things like air, food, and a daily dose of Comedy Central. here’s what I came up with.

An Alcoholic Beverage

Beer, getting people drunk since... um... who cares lets drink :D

Beer, getting people drunk since… um… i think… who cares lets drink ๐Ÿ˜€

Ah, I remember my first beer. after that it went kinda dark.

Hot Showers.

sooo very true

its so true

also try to sit in one after a long day. go ahead, try it. you wont get up. I guarantee it.

Kettle corn

god, who thought butter on popcorn was better than this?

god, who thought butter on popcorn was better than this?

Once you go sweet, you’ll always repeat.


thats just friggin sweet

thats just friggin sweet

“My one and only tattoo I will ever get in my entire life” said no one with ink ever.

Arizona Arnold Palmer

god that looks tasteful

god that looks tasteful

Ice tea and lemonade just don’t taste the same anymore…

Memory Foam

finally i can see my own butt!

finally i can see my own butt!

When you sleep on this stuff its like being in Inception. yeah, its that good.

Heated seats

if only, if only...

if only, if only…

My buns have never been so happy in my entire life.

Smart Phones

how could this not be on the list?

how could this not be on the list?

Alright so this is kind of a lame one but try to use a dumb phone for a week and see how long it takes for you to miss your Pandora and pull your hair out to see a Facebook, Twitter notification. yeah, not so lame now huh.


if I could drink them both at the same time I would, really I would...

if I could drink them both at the same time I would, really I would…

I don’t know which you prefer but all I know is that if you don’t have either in the early morn your gonna have a bad time…

A Hug

yeah, you'd be a cactus, how fun is that? it's not fun, dude its not. its sad :(

yeah, you’d be a cactus, how fun is that? it’s not fun, dude its not. its sad ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Imagine not having a hug ever in your life. :,( chokes me up thinking about it.

Any kind of Chocolate

here’s a good example


comment below if you have anything you cant live without!


Worst Rap of all time!

It was 9:15 on a nice tranquil Monday morning, the suns rays lighting up the house, eggs and toast cooked in the kitchen and I sit down to listen to some good music on Youtube. As I’m watching and trying to keep up with Eminem’s Rap God video, I stumble upon a comment that disheartened me.Some low life wanna-be rapper blasting about how he was the real rap god and that Eminem is fake shit.

An artist's sketch of my breakfast

An artist’s sketch of my breakfast


Now normally I would consider this comment unintelligent and ignorant, disregarding it respectfully and going about my merry way. But, for some supernatural reason, if it was my morning pride for Eminem or that I had a glimmer of hope that i was in for a good laugh at this guys page, I decided to click his profile and see what this guy had to offer. To start off I would best describe him as the closest real life interpretation of Eric Cartman, wearing gold chains that were quite clearly his mothers and getting a back rub from what seemed to be his sister, or a hooker, either way it was obvious just by his name what kind of person he was. His name is 3 Pac and I’m dubbing him the worst rapper of all time.

Now whether its a joke or not its quite obvious to me that what ever voice I just heard should never be vocalized again. At one point I had a mixture of pity, laughter, pain, and finally embarrassment for listening to it. Before I go too far here is what I’m talking about.


If he meant to “Not give a hoot” about this video, I applaud him cause its hilarious, Tosh.o worthy if you ask me. but if this is supposed to be serious, then I’m sorry, I’m just sorry, sincerely honest-to-god sorry, but you should by no means rap again. period. for your sake, for your family’s sake, for your future kin’s sake do not associate yourself to that offensive garbage.

Now to be clear I’m not putting down him as a person or the video, the video was hilarious, I literally laughed out loud, but seriously, 3 Pac. That’s the best you could come up with. That’s like an answer a 7 year old could come up with. any way it made me laugh so good job man who wears toilet paper on his head and raps like DMX’s white cousin. made my morning.

To make your morning here is the song that will make up for that monstrosity above. enjoy ๐Ÿ™‚

Sunday Shootout, Miley Cyrus or Macklemore & Ryan Lewis?

In this week’s edition of Sunday Shootout, we have the 2013 heavy weight champion of flat butts, Wiley Cyrus pitted up against rap icon, straight out of a Seattle Washington thrift shop, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis! Both artist’s had an unbelievable year in 2013 and will now be tested in six categories to see who is the true winner of 2013!

For dramatic effect I suggest playing this song in the background as you read

Musical Success

Macklemore seen here in his iconic "Thrift Shop"

Macklemore seen here in his iconic “Thrift Shop”

Both had without question an unbelievable year of success in this category, Miley who created such hits as We Can’t Stop, Wrecking Ball, and 23 flew to the top of music stardom last year as the unchallenged queen of music. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis had a similar story. Coming out of left field (did that on purpose) they flew to the top of billboards and our hearts with such hits as Thrift Shop, Can’t Hold Us, and Same Love. this was a hard category to judge because both Miley and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis started from the bottom to being pop culture icons, and their music was catchy and fun. but when it comes down to straight up musical success i gotta give this one to Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, because even though he doesn’t have as many hits as Miley, he’s put out better music. tracks like My Oh My, Irish Celebration, White Walls didn’t get as much fame as they should have but still proved he and Ryan Lewis are for real.

MackLewis 1 Wiley Cyrus 0


Miley with a mean pose during the music video "Wrecking Ball"

Miley with a mean pose during the music video “Wrecking Ball”

this again was a very tough category to judge, where you could say that Miley’s popularity was undoubtedly higher than anyone else this year. On the other side of the cookie, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis took the year by storm by coming out of nowhere to being pop culture icons. It’s a close one but I do believe that Macklemore & Ryan Lewis have a stronger popularity/following than Miley because their popularity was won in the right way by fans, not through sheer shock value but through hard work and great music.

MackLewis 2 Wiley Cyrusย 0


Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Without question this category was too easy to judge as it is Miley the clear winner of this. whether you want to say Miley Cyrus is truly a crazy person in real life or that she is a marking genius and fooled us all, the facts are facts. she exploded on the scene last year through a great usage of marking through shock and awe. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis has decent marking through Thrift Shop but weren’t even in the same league as Miley in this category

MackLewis 2 Wiley Cyrus 1

Shock Value/Exposer

Miley twerking on Rob Thicke during the 2013 VMA's

Miley twerking on Rob Thicke during the 2013 VMA’s

Need I explain how Miley Cyrus blew Macklemore & Ryan Lewis out of the water in this category?

here, view this article courtesy of Buzz feed

Summary of Miley Cyrus’ “preformance” at the VMA’s

MackLewisย 2 Wiley Cyrus 2

Future Fame

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis Thrifting

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis Thrifting

Both of these performers have dramatically improved their talents this year and its gonna be difficult at best to improve on that talent because they have done so well over the past year. Artists that have used shock value to climb to the top have had successful careers like Madonna and Lady Gaga, but in my honest opinion its those special few artists that speak from the heart in every lyric of their songs that deserve the success that has been awarded to them because they are being human beings.

MackLewisย 3 Wiley Cyrus 2

which is why, with a score of 3-2, I proud to bestow this honor to my boy, from down town Seattle, Macklemore & Ryan the champions of this editions Sunday Shootout!

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First Blog Post Ever (Woohoo! :D)

Hello world! To those of you who have taken time out of your day to read this I hope you had and still will have a wonderfully delightful day ๐Ÿ™‚ now because I’m new to this whole blogging craze, I’ll make this one short and sweet by explaining to you exactly what my purpose/goal is behind this computer screen.

I’ll start off with the name of my blog, The Band Wagoner.


If you haven’t guessed it or typed it in under Google, the phrase “jump on the bandwagon” is a very well known and used idiom for support of an object that is becoming popular. The term is mainly used to describe someone who “jumps” onto a trend that is rising to popularity, although the term isn’t exactly a compliment. Nor would I say its a insult. It’s kinda just pointing out that a person likes something that coincidentally most people are liking at that given time.

Where do I fit in with this, you may be asking? Well my ultimate dream is for this to become a go-to site where people can find the latest trends that are going on right now. So when it came time to ask friends and relatives if this would be a good idea to start blogging about, the answer is best described by the following meme…


I then had a reaction that went something like this.


If you had to ask any of my friends who keeps up with the latest trends, don’t be surprised if the sheer mention of my name would make them cry in laughter. The people who know me will tell you if there is one person who has no idea what the latest trends are its me.

So why am I entranced with creating a site to find the latest trends? because It’s something that everyone would benefit from, who wouldn’t want to know what the latest craze is by a quick search on the web?

so just to quickly summarize I’m not going to simply be another TMZ or Insider about trends going on, I really want to just blog about what I think about the trends going on right now and let you see my honest assertions of them.

but… just because there honest doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun with them ๐Ÿ˜€

so to conclude enjoy these picture’s of Patrick star at his best






Like this so much that you can’t live without knowing more about me? I would suggest seeing a therapist but if you seriously want to know more about this page and myself, please feel free to fill out the contact information below and I will happily respond back ๐Ÿ˜€