Worst Rap of all time!

It was 9:15 on a nice tranquil Monday morning, the suns rays lighting up the house, eggs and toast cooked in the kitchen and I sit down to listen to some good music on Youtube. As I’m watching and trying to keep up with Eminem’s Rap God video, I stumble upon a comment that disheartened me.Some low life wanna-be rapper blasting about how he was the real rap god and that Eminem is fake shit.

An artist's sketch of my breakfast

An artist’s sketch of my breakfast

 

Now normally I would consider this comment unintelligent and ignorant, disregarding it respectfully and going about my merry way. But, for some supernatural reason, if it was my morning pride for Eminem or that I had a glimmer of hope that i was in for a good laugh at this guys page, I decided to click his profile and see what this guy had to offer. To start off I would best describe him as the closest real life interpretation of Eric Cartman, wearing gold chains that were quite clearly his mothers and getting a back rub from what seemed to be his sister, or a hooker, either way it was obvious just by his name what kind of person he was. His name is 3 Pac and I’m dubbing him the worst rapper of all time.

Now whether its a joke or not its quite obvious to me that what ever voice I just heard should never be vocalized again. At one point I had a mixture of pity, laughter, pain, and finally embarrassment for listening to it. Before I go too far here is what I’m talking about.

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If he meant to “Not give a hoot” about this video, I applaud him cause its hilarious, Tosh.o worthy if you ask me. but if this is supposed to be serious, then I’m sorry, I’m just sorry, sincerely honest-to-god sorry, but you should by no means rap again. period. for your sake, for your family’s sake, for your future kin’s sake do not associate yourself to that offensive garbage.

Now to be clear I’m not putting down him as a person or the video, the video was hilarious, I literally laughed out loud, but seriously, 3 Pac. That’s the best you could come up with. That’s like an answer a 7 year old could come up with. any way it made me laugh so good job man who wears toilet paper on his head and raps like DMX’s white cousin. made my morning.

To make your morning here is the song that will make up for that monstrosity above. enjoy 🙂