6 of the Greatest Celebs gone Wild

If you haven’t heard already, the Beib’s is in some big trouble with that whole egg incident with his neighbors house. Now the trouble I’m talking about isn’t just apologizing to the neighbor and paying for the damages like a bunch of reckless kids in high school. No I’m talking about felony charges, FBI involvement,  warrants to search his house and property for any criminal behavior, and a possible deportation. With more on the story we now go live with Ollie at the scene, Ollie?

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Thanks Ollie, now I’ll be the first to admit that this may be a little too harsh considering it was just eggs thrown at the house, I mean dude, you can wash that shit off without a problem. But what i find more of a surprise and somewhat embarrassed over is that Justin Bieber’s idea of a good time is throwing eggs at his neighbors house.

Your a multi-millionaire, known world-wide, could literally waltz into any club without a problem, hang out with almost any celeb you could get a hold of. but the idea that itches at you the most is to throw eggs at your neighbors house.

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My teachers could come up with a more interesting idea than that for fun.  I don’t think he really understands the reason why you throw eggs at someones house. you do it to someone who doesn’t live near you, let alone right next to you, its so you DON’T get caught and pay for it. I digress, JB’s recent problems have made me want to compile a list of celebs recently gone wild in this post. enjoy.

Mel Gibson’s Phone Rants 2010

God, this picture sums him up pretty well.

God, this picture sums him up pretty well.

Two and a half years ago Mel Gibson’s brain finally went AWOL as he had that epic phone rant with his now ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. if you havn’t heard them here is a segment courtesy of RedAlertLiveTV

 

Christian Bale Terminator Salvation set rant 2009

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I love Christian Bale. he’s such a great actor and is one of the few who really get into their roles now a days. this rant however makes me want to regret my previous compliment above. some speculate that he was really into the role and was just playing out his character but no one really knows for sure, it honestly just sounds like he was frustrated at how bad Terminator Salvation was turning out (to his defense that movie blew chunks). video courtesy of jenndouglas1.

 

Kanye West Interrupts T-Swift during VMA’s 2009

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The guy is a walking new story, literally everything that comes out of his mouth is narcissistic garbage. But if there ever was a time that the world unanimously agreed to name him the biggest douche of all time it was during the 2009 VMA’s when a young Taylor Swift won her first VMA over Beyonce Knowles for Best Female Video. Everyone was cheering her on, including Beyonce, to see her honest joy and exuberance in winning her first VMA. And then came Kanye… watch this courtesy of EmArreiv911

 

Mike Tyson/Lennox Lewis Fight 2002

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Mike Tyson’s speech impediment by itself is funny in itself but this was probably the most recent highlight of Mike being Mike. This rant was towards a fan haha not even towards Lennox. credit to the video horvinn1

 

Tom Cruise Scientology Rant/Matt Lauer Interview

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Who could forget these two gems that made Tom Cruise turn from an action star to what we know know him as the crazy condescending human he is. To his defense it’s his belief and I can’t judge him for that, but if i can say anything you Tom man you got to think things through before you say them. Seriously bud, I liked ya in Top Gun and Jerry Maguire but anytime you talk about Scientology you sound like some drunk guy who says the first thing that comes to his head that sounds good. Hats off to David Volger for the video.

 

 

Charlie Sheen on drugs

By far the greatest interview of all time. You see a mans career turn from slightly-serious to a meme within 5 minutes. winning. glorious. credit goes to ABC News for video

 

 

10 Things that once you try it you can’t live without.

Yeah so I tried to keep it away from obvious things like air, food, and a daily dose of Comedy Central. here’s what I came up with.

An Alcoholic Beverage

Beer, getting people drunk since... um... who cares lets drink :D

Beer, getting people drunk since… um… i think… who cares lets drink 😀

Ah, I remember my first beer. after that it went kinda dark.

Hot Showers.

sooo very true

its so true

also try to sit in one after a long day. go ahead, try it. you wont get up. I guarantee it.

Kettle corn

god, who thought butter on popcorn was better than this?

god, who thought butter on popcorn was better than this?

Once you go sweet, you’ll always repeat.

Tattoos

thats just friggin sweet

thats just friggin sweet

“My one and only tattoo I will ever get in my entire life” said no one with ink ever.

Arizona Arnold Palmer

god that looks tasteful

god that looks tasteful

Ice tea and lemonade just don’t taste the same anymore…

Memory Foam

finally i can see my own butt!

finally i can see my own butt!

When you sleep on this stuff its like being in Inception. yeah, its that good.

Heated seats

if only, if only...

if only, if only…

My buns have never been so happy in my entire life.

Smart Phones

how could this not be on the list?

how could this not be on the list?

Alright so this is kind of a lame one but try to use a dumb phone for a week and see how long it takes for you to miss your Pandora and pull your hair out to see a Facebook, Twitter notification. yeah, not so lame now huh.

Coffee/Tea

if I could drink them both at the same time I would, really I would...

if I could drink them both at the same time I would, really I would…

I don’t know which you prefer but all I know is that if you don’t have either in the early morn your gonna have a bad time…

A Hug

yeah, you'd be a cactus, how fun is that? it's not fun, dude its not. its sad :(

yeah, you’d be a cactus, how fun is that? it’s not fun, dude its not. its sad 😦

Imagine not having a hug ever in your life. :,( chokes me up thinking about it.

Any kind of Chocolate

here’s a good example

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7y6kXwMo_M

comment below if you have anything you cant live without!

Worst Rap of all time!

It was 9:15 on a nice tranquil Monday morning, the suns rays lighting up the house, eggs and toast cooked in the kitchen and I sit down to listen to some good music on Youtube. As I’m watching and trying to keep up with Eminem’s Rap God video, I stumble upon a comment that disheartened me.Some low life wanna-be rapper blasting about how he was the real rap god and that Eminem is fake shit.

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An artist’s sketch of my breakfast

 

Now normally I would consider this comment unintelligent and ignorant, disregarding it respectfully and going about my merry way. But, for some supernatural reason, if it was my morning pride for Eminem or that I had a glimmer of hope that i was in for a good laugh at this guys page, I decided to click his profile and see what this guy had to offer. To start off I would best describe him as the closest real life interpretation of Eric Cartman, wearing gold chains that were quite clearly his mothers and getting a back rub from what seemed to be his sister, or a hooker, either way it was obvious just by his name what kind of person he was. His name is 3 Pac and I’m dubbing him the worst rapper of all time.

Now whether its a joke or not its quite obvious to me that what ever voice I just heard should never be vocalized again. At one point I had a mixture of pity, laughter, pain, and finally embarrassment for listening to it. Before I go too far here is what I’m talking about.

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If he meant to “Not give a hoot” about this video, I applaud him cause its hilarious, Tosh.o worthy if you ask me. but if this is supposed to be serious, then I’m sorry, I’m just sorry, sincerely honest-to-god sorry, but you should by no means rap again. period. for your sake, for your family’s sake, for your future kin’s sake do not associate yourself to that offensive garbage.

Now to be clear I’m not putting down him as a person or the video, the video was hilarious, I literally laughed out loud, but seriously, 3 Pac. That’s the best you could come up with. That’s like an answer a 7 year old could come up with. any way it made me laugh so good job man who wears toilet paper on his head and raps like DMX’s white cousin. made my morning.

To make your morning here is the song that will make up for that monstrosity above. enjoy 🙂

Sunday Shootout, Miley Cyrus or Macklemore & Ryan Lewis?

In this week’s edition of Sunday Shootout, we have the 2013 heavy weight champion of flat butts, Wiley Cyrus pitted up against rap icon, straight out of a Seattle Washington thrift shop, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis! Both artist’s had an unbelievable year in 2013 and will now be tested in six categories to see who is the true winner of 2013!

For dramatic effect I suggest playing this song in the background as you read

Musical Success

Macklemore seen here in his iconic "Thrift Shop"

Macklemore seen here in his iconic “Thrift Shop”

Both had without question an unbelievable year of success in this category, Miley who created such hits as We Can’t Stop, Wrecking Ball, and 23 flew to the top of music stardom last year as the unchallenged queen of music. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis had a similar story. Coming out of left field (did that on purpose) they flew to the top of billboards and our hearts with such hits as Thrift Shop, Can’t Hold Us, and Same Love. this was a hard category to judge because both Miley and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis started from the bottom to being pop culture icons, and their music was catchy and fun. but when it comes down to straight up musical success i gotta give this one to Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, because even though he doesn’t have as many hits as Miley, he’s put out better music. tracks like My Oh My, Irish Celebration, White Walls didn’t get as much fame as they should have but still proved he and Ryan Lewis are for real.

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Popularity

Miley with a mean pose during the music video "Wrecking Ball"

Miley with a mean pose during the music video “Wrecking Ball”

this again was a very tough category to judge, where you could say that Miley’s popularity was undoubtedly higher than anyone else this year. On the other side of the cookie, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis took the year by storm by coming out of nowhere to being pop culture icons. It’s a close one but I do believe that Macklemore & Ryan Lewis have a stronger popularity/following than Miley because their popularity was won in the right way by fans, not through sheer shock value but through hard work and great music.

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Marketing

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Without question this category was too easy to judge as it is Miley the clear winner of this. whether you want to say Miley Cyrus is truly a crazy person in real life or that she is a marking genius and fooled us all, the facts are facts. she exploded on the scene last year through a great usage of marking through shock and awe. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis has decent marking through Thrift Shop but weren’t even in the same league as Miley in this category

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Shock Value/Exposer

Miley twerking on Rob Thicke during the 2013 VMA's

Miley twerking on Rob Thicke during the 2013 VMA’s

Need I explain how Miley Cyrus blew Macklemore & Ryan Lewis out of the water in this category?

here, view this article courtesy of Buzz feed

Summary of Miley Cyrus’ “preformance” at the VMA’s

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Future Fame

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis Thrifting

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis Thrifting

Both of these performers have dramatically improved their talents this year and its gonna be difficult at best to improve on that talent because they have done so well over the past year. Artists that have used shock value to climb to the top have had successful careers like Madonna and Lady Gaga, but in my honest opinion its those special few artists that speak from the heart in every lyric of their songs that deserve the success that has been awarded to them because they are being human beings.

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which is why, with a score of 3-2, I proud to bestow this honor to my boy, from down town Seattle, Macklemore & Ryan the champions of this editions Sunday Shootout!

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Chris Christie and Awkward Text Exchanges

If you haven’t been watching the news this week Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie has been under fire with an awkward text exchange by two former employees of his administration.

click here to see the text exchange covered by the Daily Shows very own Jon Stewart (he nailed it home haha)

Being a fellow Jersey resident I find this to be a little appalling coming from our governor, who besides his mafia demeanor and his obnoxiously large presence I find him to be a good fit for our state.  But in honor of this funny and slightly awkward text exchange here’s a few text gems to smile at knowing you had no part of them 😀

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okay so that last one may not be true, but it would be one heck of a twist!

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First Blog Post Ever (Woohoo! :D)

Hello world! To those of you who have taken time out of your day to read this I hope you had and still will have a wonderfully delightful day 🙂 now because I’m new to this whole blogging craze, I’ll make this one short and sweet by explaining to you exactly what my purpose/goal is behind this computer screen.

I’ll start off with the name of my blog, The Band Wagoner.

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If you haven’t guessed it or typed it in under Google, the phrase “jump on the bandwagon” is a very well known and used idiom for support of an object that is becoming popular. The term is mainly used to describe someone who “jumps” onto a trend that is rising to popularity, although the term isn’t exactly a compliment. Nor would I say its a insult. It’s kinda just pointing out that a person likes something that coincidentally most people are liking at that given time.

Where do I fit in with this, you may be asking? Well my ultimate dream is for this to become a go-to site where people can find the latest trends that are going on right now. So when it came time to ask friends and relatives if this would be a good idea to start blogging about, the answer is best described by the following meme…

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I then had a reaction that went something like this.

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If you had to ask any of my friends who keeps up with the latest trends, don’t be surprised if the sheer mention of my name would make them cry in laughter. The people who know me will tell you if there is one person who has no idea what the latest trends are its me.

So why am I entranced with creating a site to find the latest trends? because It’s something that everyone would benefit from, who wouldn’t want to know what the latest craze is by a quick search on the web?

so just to quickly summarize I’m not going to simply be another TMZ or Insider about trends going on, I really want to just blog about what I think about the trends going on right now and let you see my honest assertions of them.

but… just because there honest doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun with them 😀

so to conclude enjoy these picture’s of Patrick star at his best

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